Scientists have a problem with their theories. They want one
set of laws that explains everything, but big things like planets operate to
different physical laws to tiny things like sub-atomic particles. There isn’t as much matter in the universe as
there should be unless you invent “dark matter” which you can’t find. Is Schrödinger’s
cat alive or dead? Heisenberg says we can never know where a sub-atomic
particle was before we observed it and therefore moved it.
I have the answer, and it isn’t God. It’s Sod’s Law.
Planets do not behave like sub-atomic particles out of sheer
cussedness. That’s also why so much of the matter in the universe is
hiding. If you want Schrödinger’s cat to
be alive, it will be dead (and vice-versa). And wherever you want Heisenberg ‘s
sub-atomic particle to be, it will be somewhere else.
From buttered toast falling buttered-side down to meeting
red traffic lights when you’re in a hurry, Sod’s Law explains absolutely
everything in the observable universe.
Watch for my paper at the next international physics
symposium. (Which I won’t be able to present because the plane will be
delayed.)
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